December’s busy social calendar often contains a party or two in your pants. Let’s be adults about it for a second – many forms of holiday cuddling and snuggling don’t always have very wholesome conclusions. Why do you think so many people are born in September?
I don’t know about you, but it’s hard to get into the mood when your man is forced to travel through a forest in order to reach his destination. So if you’re looking to trim the hedges before the real party starts, might I suggest that you do it with a Brazilian bikini wax at Strip Ministry of Waxing. They created a yummy gingerbread-scented wax so you can continue feeling the holiday spirit while the hair is being ripped from your nether regions.
Sometimes, Acne Really Is Genetic
I was the first girl to get pimples in my fifth grade class. Unsightly little bumps started to form on my forehead about the same time I got glasses, making adolescence even more awkward than it should have been. As I grew older, the tiny bumps morphed into angry, pus-filled pimples that left icepick scars even though I dared not pop them. It was fairly common for people to tell me that I would have been prettier if I had clearer skin.
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